Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
So here I am, sexting at work.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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