you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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