do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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