My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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