i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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