how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
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No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
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Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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