IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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