You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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