I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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