Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
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who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
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