Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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