i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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