Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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