Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
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this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
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come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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