wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Drunk walkin through police station. America
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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