TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
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When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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