I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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