this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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