dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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