i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
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Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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