Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
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You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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