after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
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Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize