Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
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Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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