I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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