Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
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Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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