this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
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I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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