i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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