who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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