The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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