So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
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no. you can't hotbox the world.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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