You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
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I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I enjoy the company of your penis
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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