Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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