I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here