Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
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I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard