Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(702): View more from Nevada

the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.

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(785): View more from Kansas

That reminds me...we need to get swords

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(360): View more from Washington

All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.

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(667): View more from Maryland

what customs doesn't know wont hurt them

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.

(1-902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

This is love.

(860): View more from Connecticut

Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?

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(847): View more from Illinois

This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.

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(207): View more from Maine

Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up

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