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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!

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(513): View more from Ohio

so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.

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(310): View more from California

he wants to bone in the snuggie

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(360): View more from Washington

did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.

(425): View more from Washington

some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials

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(905): View more from Toronto

Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.

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