found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea