I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
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Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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