She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.