Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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