just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
We need to rekindle our bromance
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
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my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
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I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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