so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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