She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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