She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail