after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
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I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.