It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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