do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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