So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
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he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
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Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
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