After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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