I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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