16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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