he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
God, I missed his penis.
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