I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
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I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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