I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
What happened to fro yo and sex?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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