Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
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Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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