I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
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Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
We are all done wearing pants today
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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