I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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