I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
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you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
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The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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