did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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