get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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