I want to walk on stilts...naked
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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