And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Couch. On fire.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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